Bad internet

[nicocoer]

I'm not, strictly speaking, a musician. My voice went flat after a bad sore throat in 10th grade and that was that.

However, on tonight's unstream, someone made a comment about writing a filk to "Bad Romance" called "bad internet" thanks to ustream's infinite fail.

Here's my (also fail) attempt. I got stuck on the french- I am okay with french reading and what not but writing not so much.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Caught on a loading screen

In In-tah-ah-ah
inta Inta-tah

GaGa
Oh la-la
what bad internet

I want your porno
I want your ustream
I want your everything
As long as it’s free
I want the net
Net net net
I want the net

I want your live stream
or a digital touch
I want your leather studded miss on the screen
I want the net
net net net
I want the net

You know that I want it
And you know that I need it
but I get bad,
bad internet

I want your music and
I want your live stream
but You and me are on a bad 'net
I want your music and
All your music’s live streams
You and me on a bad net

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Caught with bad internet
In in-tah-ah-ah

Intah intah-tah
GaGa
Oh la-la
Got bad internet

I want your twitter
I want your youtube
‘Cuz you’re on a big screen
As long as I'm on
I want the net
net net net
Want internet

I'm goin psycho
You're s'posed to be quick
But your code has typos
connection is sick
I want the net
net net net
I want the net

You know that I want it
And you know that I need it
but its bad
bad internet.

I want your chat and
I want your trolls
You and me on bad internet
I want your chat and
your chat’s trolls
You and me are on bad internet

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Caught with bad internet
In in-tah-ah-ah

Intah intah-tah
GaGa
Oh la-la
Got bad internet

Load Load damn it baby, Dear lord
this bitch makes me c-razy
Load Load damn it baby, Dear lord
this bitch makes me c-razy
Load load come on baby Load now
got a cable modem baby

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any better attempts? or wanting to attempt a french part?

[starmongoose]

Haha, that was awesome. I think we all know how frustrating it is to try and get to your porno but the internet doesn't feel horny today.

[gitsiemonster]

lmao this is awesome

[Kat]

Brilliant! I would totally record this for you xD